smiles like a complete fool
here. take these risk shitposts
*saving these to my “to dub” folder*
i can’t believe this was only 2017 it feels like she’s been w me my whole life
the first month of overwatch was the best the game ever was and they will literally never get that back
nobody knew what was going on. no meta. everything wildly unbalanced. your team could be 3 genjis 2 tracers and a guy who was literally born to play reinhardt and no one gave a fuck. could teleport people off map with symmetra. screaming “im about to go monkey mode” and knocking everyone off lijiang tower. now you wait 40 minutes in a queue just to get into a match with a guy whos complaining that he didn’t get to use his special ticket to play ashe and HAS to play a tank while your pharah and mercy pocket bottom frag and dc halfway through
I just had the funniest actually effective build i’ve ever gotten in RoR2… i like to call it the “american consumerism” build, because you by a bunch of soda and launch a bunch of fireworks, with a pocket icbm in the mix and bam you got yourself a continous 21600% dps for basically free (you only need to defeat like 2 enemies on each stage to get enough money to start the carnage). To make it even funnier: the missiles count as your own attacks, so any on attack, on hit and on kill effects still trigger.
captain at rallypoint delta
Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
(to r/legaladvice) i work a week and im like Phew that one was tough and then immediately a new week starts…is this legal
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
remember being twelve and going to your friends house and getting on the computer together and they were like “hey look at this” and then they showed you the most fucked up video youve ever seen
people talking about australia like they do japan and korea
UGH this reminds me of bluey s2 e3 so bad… imagine growing up Australian and having fairy bread and pass the parcel at birthday parties 😩 its so crikeycore
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
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42, refers to the jersey number of the first black American baseball player, Jackie Robinson (comic).
42, the spider from another universe (spider-verse).
42, the answer to the meaning of life (hitchhicker’s gttg).
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